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1. Rubberbands last longer when refrigerated.
2. Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.
3. There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.
4. The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.
5. The shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.
6. There are more chickens than people in the world.
7. Two-thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in New Jersey.
8. The longest one-syllable word in the English language is
"screeched." .
9. All of the clocks in the movie "Pulp Fiction" are stuck
on 4:20.
10. No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange,
silver or purple.
11. "Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters
"mt".
12. All 50 states are listed across the top of the Lincoln
Memorial on the back of the bill.
13. Almonds are a member of the peach family.
14. Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance.
15. Maine is the only US state whose name is just one syllable.
16. There are only four words in the English language which end
in "dous" - tremendous, horrendous, stupendous and hazardous.
17. Los Angeles' full name is "El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la
Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula"
18. A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.
19. An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
20. Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.
21. In most advertisements, the time displayed on a watch is 10:10
22. Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer.
23. The Sesame Street characters Bert and Ernie were named after
Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's "It's
A Wonderful Life."
24. A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours.
25. A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.
26. A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.
27. It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
28. The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world.
29. In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.
30. The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a
radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.
31. Mr. Rogers is an ordained minister.
32. The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.
33. There are 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball.
34. "Stewardesses" is the longest word that is typed with only
the left hand.
Interesting...............
What are the three fastest ways of communication? Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman. ********************************************* Duniya mein bewafaon ki kami nahin hai. Ab suraj ko hi dekh lo- Aata hai Usha ke saath, Rehta hai Kiran ke saath, Aur jaata hai Sandhya ke saath! ********************************************* A mad dog is chasing a sardar. The sardar laughs while running. Know why? He says mera to Airtel hai phir bhi Hutch ka network follow kar raha hai. ********************************************* The positive thinking poem. Little birdy in the sky, You look up and it shits in your eye. You don't mind and you don't cry, You just thank God that cows don't fly. ********************************************* Sardar Apni Wife Ke Sath Coffee Shop Gaya, hot Coffee order Ki, Coffee Atte Hi wife Se Bola Jaldi Jaldi pee. Wife Boli Kyu? Sardar Bola Hot coffe Rs. 5 and Cold Coffee Rs. 10.00 ********************************************* Sardar 2 Salesman, I Need Pink curtains for my computer. Salesman Sardarji Computer Doesnt Need Curtains. Sardarji: Oye i have windows installed. ********************************************* What do u call a fat woman waiting? Moti-vaiting. ********************************************* Sharab Aisi Bimari Hai Jo Pure Samaj Ko Kharab Kar Deit Hai!! To Aao Milkar Is Bimari Ko Khatam Kare Ek Bottle Hum Khatam Kare, Aur Ek Bottle Tum!! ******************************************** Nurse: Sardarji Mubarak Ho Aap Papa Ban Gaye!! Sardar: Meri Wife Ko Mat Bolna Main Usse Surprise Dunga!! ******************************************** What is the similarity between Mobile & Marriage? Thode Din Aur Ruk Jata To Thoda Acha Model Mil Jaata!!1 ******************************************* Why does sardarji open his lunch box while Walking on the road? To Check if he is going to work or Coming Back.
Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's important that we keep mentally alert. The saying; "If you don't use it, you will lose it," also applies to the brain, sO.....
dementia noun [uncountable] technical
an illness that affects the brain and memory, and makes you gradually lose the ability to think and behave normally.
Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss of intelligence. Take the following test and determine if you are losing it or are still "with it."
OK, relax, clear your mind and.... Begin.
Don't Cheat
1. What do you put in a toaster?
Answer: "bread." If you said "toast," then give up now and go do something else.
Try not to hurt yourself.
If you said, "bread," go to Question 2.
2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do cows drink?
Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk," please do not attempt the next question. Your brain is obviously over stressed and may even overheat. It may be that you need to content yourself with reading something more appropriate, such as Children's World."
If you said "water," proceed to Question 3.
3. If a red house is made from red bricks, and a blue house is made from blue bricks, and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from?
Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said, "green bricks," what the devil are you still doing reading these questions?????
If you said "glass," then go on to Question 4.
4. Twenty years ago, a plane was flying at 20,000 feet over Germany. If you recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany. Anyway, during the flight, TWO of the engines failed. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing,
decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the third engine fails before he has time to attempt an emergency landing, and the plane crashes smack in the middle of "no man's land" between East Germany and West Germany.
Where would you bury the survivors?
. . . in East Germany or West Germany or in "no man's land"?
Answer: You don't, Of course, bury survivors. If you said ANYTHING else, you are a real .........!!! and you must NEVER try to rescue anyone from a plane crash. Your efforts would not be appreciated.
If you said, "Don't bury the survivors," proceed to the next question.
5. If the hour hand on a clock moves 1/60 of a degree every minute how many degrees will the hour hand move in one hour?
Answer: One degree. If you said, "360 degrees" or anything other than "one degree," you are to be congratulated on getting this far, but you are obviously out of your league. Turn in your pencil, and exit the room.
Everyone else proceed to the final question.
6. Without using a calculator -- You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales. In London , 17 people get on the bus. In Reading, six people get off the bus, and nine people get on. In Swindon, two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on. In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven.
What was the name of the bus driver?
Answer: Oh, for crying out loud! Don't you remember? It was YOU!!
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