# Good girls go to heaven...but bad girls go EVERYWHERE!!
# Mistress: something between a mister and a mattress.
# Importance: nature's way of saying "no hard feelings"
# There are only two four-letter words that are offensive to men- don't and stop, unless they are used together.
# Wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime have some fun with the wrong ones.
# Women are like pizzaz. When they are good, they are VERY GOOD. When they are bad, they are still pretty good.
# I know why I am single; my parents-in -law were not able to have kids...
# Sign posted is a bathroom: we aim to please! You aim too! Please!
# A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn’t love her.
# I didn't know what happiness was until I got married...and then it was too late!
# There are two theories to arguing with women. neither one works.
# A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking
# Love is like an hourglass: the heart fills as the brain empties.
WOMAN
Name: WOMAN
Symbol: WO
Atomic Weight: (don't even go there!)
Physical properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze any time. Melts whenever treated properly. Very bitter if not used well.
Chemical properties: Very active. Highly unstable. Possesses strong affinity to gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones. Violent when left alone. Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food. Turns slightly green when placed next to a better specimen.
Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of wealth. Probably the most powerful income reducing agent known.
Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands.
MAN
Element Name: MAN
Symbol: XY
Atomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)
Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but gets bent out of shape easily. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find a pure sample. Due to rust, aging samples are unable to conduct electricity as easily as young samples.
Chemical properties: Attempts to bond with WO any chance it can get. Also tends to form strong bonds with itself. Becomes explosive when mixed with Kd (Element: Child) for prolonged period of time. Neutralize by saturating with alcohol.
Usage: None known. Possibly good methane source. Good samples are able to produce large quantities on command.
Caution: In the absence of WO, this element rapidly decomposes and begins to smell.
Boredom Busters!
Get your friends together and try out some of these ideas for spending a few hours of fun!
1. Go on a picnic......... at night. Watch the stars. Sing some praise songs.
2. Rent paddleboats at a local lake.
3. Write and perform your own play. Halfway through, switch roles.
4. Take an all-day canoe trip.
5. Try street corner art. Bring guitars, tambourines, easels, paints, juggling balls, etc. and put on an arts show. Greet passers-by.
6. Take a trip to the grocery store and ask each person to bring for food. Then come back together and cook a meal with the stuff you've collected.
7. Find a Frisbee golf course, or make your own.
8. Go on a "Bigger the Better" scavenger hunt. Divide into two groups. At each house, try to trade smaller objects you've collected for bigger ones. The group with the biggest object (kitchen sink, old lawnmower, refrigerator, whatever) wins.
9. Have an '80s night. Begin in the afternoon by checking out thrift stores for some parachute pants or jelly shoes. Go rollerskating, and ask them to play their '80s tunes.
10. Find a record player. Get a group together and buy some old LPs and 45s at a thrift or used music store - or borrow some from your parents. Pick up some cream sodas and Eskimo Pies and groove.
11. Go line dancing.
12. Plan a Polaroid or video camera scavenger hunt. Make a list of crazy things each group must photograph or video. Regroup and laugh together at your pictures/videos.
13. Plan a progressive dinner. At one house have appetizers, the next house the main course, then dessert, etc. If possible, bike from one house to the next.
14. Throw a banana split party. Use aerosol whipped cream, and have a contest to see who can make the tallest pile - with a cherry on top!
15. Take a mini-road trip. Pack up a car with peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwiches, chips and sodas, and several maps - and see how fast you can get lost. Then find your way home. (Make sure you have a cell phone just in case!)
Jokes on Laloo...
Once Laloo was coming out of Airport. As there was huge
rush the security guard told Laloo "WAIT SIR"
for which Laloo replied "65Kgs" and moved on...
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Once Laloo wanted to know the time difference between
Bihar and Las Vegas.. So he called up the Tourist department
and asked them "Ji.. could you tell me the time difference
between Patna and Las Vegas...".The man at the other end
replies "One second sir..." and Laloo immediately replies
"thank you" and puts the phone down.
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Laloos family planning policy.. " DON'T HAVE MORE THAN TWO
CHILDREN IN ONE YEAR"
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At a bar in New York, the man to Laloo's left tells the bartender,
"JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE." And the man's companion says,
"JACK DANIELS, SINGLE."
The bartender approaches Laloo and asks, "AND YOU, SIR?" Laloo
replies: "LALOO YADAV, MARRIED."
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After having become the CM of Bihar, Laloo decides to pose for a
picture. To show he is down to earth CM he decides to pose along with
a herd of buffaloes and resting his elbows on the back
of the cattle he poses for the photo. Next day the photo appears
front page of a newspaper. GUESS THE CAPTION
"Laloo, third from left"
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Laloo Prasad Yadav was hosting a Japanese Delegation for
Business Development to Bihar. The Japanese Embssary was quite
impressed with Bihar and he stated, "Bihar is an excellent state.
Give us three years and we will turn it into an economic superpower
like Japan." Laloo was very surprised. "You Japanese are very
inepicient," the stated "Give me three days and I will turn Japan
into Bihar"
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A reporter asked Laloo "What is the main reason for a divorce?"
"Marriage"
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Cool guy Laloo, isn't he?
Can u believe this ......... THIS WAS ACTUALLY SAID. ::
Extract of Laloo Prasad's thank you speech in english to all his guests at the conclusion of his daughter's wedding festivities:
" I THANK YOU ALL FOR COMING FROM BOTTOM OF MY HEART
AND ALSO FROM MY WIFE'S BOTTOM".
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Once Laloo Prasad of Bihar, sent his bio data to
America to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation.
A few days later he got this reply:-
"Dear Mr. Laloo prasad,
You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send
any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained.
Thanks"
Laloo prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a party and when all the guests had come, he said "Bhaiyon aur Behno,aap ko jaan
kar khushi hogee ki hum amereeca mein naukri mil gayee hoon."
Everyone was delighted. Laloo prasad continued......
"Ab main aap sab ko apnaa appointment letter padkar sunaongaa par letter angreeze main hai isliyen saath-saath hindi main translate bhee karoonga.
Dear Mr. Laloo prasad-----pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya
You do not meet----aap to miltay hee naheen ho
our requirement----humko to zaroorat hai
Please do not send any furthur correspondance----ab letter vetter bhej ne ka kaouno zaroorat nahee.
No phone call ----phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai
shall be entertained----bahut khaatir kee jayegi.
Thanks----aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad.
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STATE of Laloo i.e, BIHAR DRIVING LICENSE APPLIKASON PHAROM
PLIS NOTE: If you dont know the answers, please copy from another
applikason phorom and submit. For further instructions, see bottom
applikason.
Please do not shoot the person at the applikason kounter. He will
give you the lisence immediately.
Last name:
(_) Yadav
(_) Sinha
(_) Pandey
(_) Mishra
(_) do not know
First name:
(_) ramprasad
(_) Lakhan
(_) Sivaprasad
(_) Jamnaprasad
(_) Dont know
(Check appropriate box)
Age:
(_) Less than zero
(_) Zero
(_) Greater than zero
(_) Don't know
Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ not sure _____ not applicable
Chappal Size: ____ Left ____ Right
Occupation:
(_) Politician
(_) Doodhwala
(_) Pehelwaan
(_) House wife
(_) Un-employed< BR>>
Number of children living in house hole: ___
Number that are yours: ___
Mother\'s Name: _______________________
Father\'s Name: _______________________
(If not sure, leave blank)
Ejjucason: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)
Do you bathe? (_) Yes (_) No
(_) Not applicable
If yes, how often do you bathe?
(_) Weekly
(_) Monthly
(_) Yearly
Color of teeth:
(_) Yellow
(_) Brownish-Yellow
(_) Brown
(_) Black
(_) Others - Give egjact color (call nearest Asian Paints
dealer if U
dont know the color of your teeth)
How far is your home from a paved road?
(_)1 mile (_)2 miles (_)don\'t know____________________
Your thumb imparesson
(If you are copying from another applikason pharom, please do not
copy thumb impression also. Please provide your own thumb impression.
PLEASE DO NOT USE FINGERS OF YOUR LEGS.
Use thumb on your left hand only. If you dont have left hand, use
your thumb on right hand. If you do not have right hand, use thumb on
left hand.
NOTE : IF YOU DONT HAVE BOTH HANDS, YOU CANNOT DRIVE
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Once upon a time, a Laloo applied to a medical school - needless to say he never made it - you know why????
These are the answers he gave:
Antibody - against everyone
Artery - the study of fine paintings
Bacteria - back door to a cafeteria
Benign - what you be after your 8th birthday
Bowel - letters like a,e,i,o,u
Caesarian Section - a crossing in Rome
Cardiology - advanced study of Poker playing
Cat Scan - searching for lost kitty
Chronic - neck of a crow
Coma - punctuation mark
Cortisone - area around local court
Cyst - short for sister
Diagnosis - person with slanted nose
Dilate - the late British Princess Di
Dislocation - in this place
Duodenum - couple in blue jeans
Enema - not a friend
False Labor - pretending to work
Genes - blue denim
Groin - to mash to a pulp / smile
Hernia - she is close by
Hymen - greeting to several males
Impotent - distinguished / well-known
Labor Pain - hurt at work
Lactose - people without toes
Lymph - walk unsteadily
Menopause - I no wait
Microbes - small dressing gowns
Obesity - City of Obe
Pacemaker - winner of Nobel Peace Prize
Protein - in favor of teens
Pulse - grain
Pus - small cat
Red Blood Count - Dracula
Rupture - Ecstasy
Secretion - hiding anything
Subcutaneous - not cute enough
Suture - Gujrati for "what do you want"
Tablet - small table
Tumor - extra pair
Ultrasound - radical noise
Urine - opposite of you're out
Vas Deferens - extremely different
Vein - at what time?
Vitreous Humor - both witty & funny.
Pakistani Jokes...........
A Pakistani tourist after a long walk in one of very
fancy clean streets of Delhi found himself needing a toilet badly.
After a long search he could not find any, Eventually couldn't control
and chose a silent corner of a clean street to release himself.
Once he had just started, a police official approached him. "Hey, What
do you think you're doing here?"
Pakistani tourist: "Sorry I have to "P"
Police: "No PP here okay? Follow me...". The Police officer took him to
a beautiful garden nearby with lots of grass, flowers and singing birds
around.... Police: "PP here.. have a nice day".
Pakistani tourist: "Oh sir ... that is very nice of you, is this Indian
courtesy?"
Police: "No... this is Pakistani Embassy!!"
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One day, as the taxi driver was driving along he saw a priest looking for a ride. He pulled the taxi over. He asked the priest, "Where are you going,Father?" "I'm going to the church 5 miles down the road," replied the priest. "No problem, Father! I'll get you there. Get in." The happy priest climbed in and the taxi driver continued down the road. Suddenly the Sardar saw a Pakistani walking down the road and instinctively he swerved to hit him. But then he remembered there was a priest in the car with him, so at the last minute he swerved back away, narrowly missing the Paki. However even though he was certain he missed the Paki, he still heard a loud "THUD". Not understanding where the noise came from he glanced in his mirrors and when he didn't see anything, he turned to the priest and said, "I'm sorry
Father. I almost hit that Pakistani" That's okay", replied the priest. "I got him with the door!"
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A brain tumor patient with end-stage disease was informed that he needed an immediate brain transplant operation. The surgeon told him, "You can have an Indian brain for ,000 dollars or an American's ,000 dollars, Paki's ,000 dollars." The patient asked,"Why is the Paki's brain so much more expensive than the others?" "Well," replied the surgeon, "we have to go through a lot of Pakistanis to find 10 gms of brain."
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Dear Friends see what God says...
God was in the process of creating the universe.
And he was explaining to his subordinates...
Look everything should be in balance".
For example, after every 10 deer there should be a
lion.
Look my fellow angels; here is the country of the
United States.
I have blessed them with prosperity and money.
But at the same time, I have given them insecurity and tension....
And here is Africa. I have given them beautiful nature.
But at the same time, I have given them climatic
extremes....
And here is South America. I have given them lots of
forests. But at the same time, I have given them
lesser land so that they would have to cut off the
forests
So you see fellows, everything should be in balance.
One of the angels asked... "God, what is this
extremely beautiful country here?"
God said... "Ahah...that is the crown piece of all,
INDIA. My most precious creation. It has understanding
and friendly people.
Sparkling streams, serene mountains. A culture, which
speaks of the great tradition that they live.
Technologically brilliant and with a heart of
gold....."
The angel was quite surprised "But God you said
everything should be in balance."
God replied - "Look at the neighbors, I gave them."
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General Musharaf, Vajpayee, Madhuri Dixit and Margaret
Thatcher are sitting
in a train.
The train suddenly goes thru a tunnel and it gets
completely dark. Suddenly
there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The train comes
out of the tunnel.
The woman and Vajpayee are sitting there looking
perplexed. Musharaf is bent
over holding his face, which is red from an apparent
slap.
All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything.
Thatcher is thinking: "These Pakistanis are all crazy
after Madhuri.
Musharaf must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel.Very
proper that she
slapped him."
Madhuri is thinking: "Musharaf must have moved to kiss
me, and kissed
Margaret instead and got slapped."
Musharaf is thinking: "Damn it, Vajpayee must have tried
to kiss Madhuri,
she thought it was me and slapped me."
Vajpayee is thinking: "If this train goes through another
tunnel, I could
make another kissing sound and slap Musharaf again."
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An Indian was sitting with a Pakistani and a Malaysian
in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled barrel of beer,
when all of a sudden, Saudi police entered and arrested
them. They were initially sentenced to death but they
contested this and were finally imprisoned for life. But,
as it was a national holiday, the Sheikh decided they
should be released after receiving 20 lashes of the whip.
As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheikh
suddenly said:"It's my first wife's birthday today, and
she asked me to allow each of you one wish before your
whipping." So the Malaysian guy thought for a while and
then said: "Please be tieing a pillow to my back." This
was done but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the
whip went through.
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The Pakistani guy, watching the scene, said: "Please fix
two pillows on my back". But even two pillows could only
take 10 lashes before the whip went through again. Before
the Indian fellow could say something, the Sheikh turned
to him and said: "As you are from a small country, and
your football team and your golfers are terrible, and your
women skinny you can have two wishes!". "Thank you,Most
Royal and Merciful Highness", the Indian replies. "My
first wish is: " I would like to have 40 lashes." "If you
so desire", the Sheik replies with a questioning look on
his face, "and your second wish?""Tie the Pakistani to my
back", the Indian answered.
Shayari...........
START :::
Zindagi Hai To Khwaab Hai
Khwaab Hai To Manzilein Hai
Manzilein Hai To Fasaley Hai
Fasaley Hai To Rastey Hai
Rastay Hai To Mushkilein Hai
Mushkilein Hai To Hosalaa Hai
Hosalaa Hai To Vishawas Hai
(Courtesey : Javed Akhtar)
Vishvas hai to Paisa hai
Paisa hai to shoh-rat hai
shoh-rat hai to izzat hai
izzat hai to ladki hai
ladki hai to tension hai
tension hai to concern hai
concern hai to a kha-yaal hai
kha-yaal hai to khwaab hai
Khawab hai to growth hai ......
Growth hai to zindagi hai....
GO TO START :::
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Ladki boli:
Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,
Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi.
Ladka bola :
Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,
Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga.
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ladka bola :
kash ein hasinao ke baap mar jate,
bahana gam ka hota, hum inke ghar to jaate.
Ladki boli:
Bewkoof, Yeh sochana bhi paap hoga,
kisi din tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga.
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Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main,
badi joshh ke sath !
Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main,
badi shhor ke sath !
Aab hum pyar karenge badi soch ke sath !
Kyon ki usey kal shamko dekha kisi aur ke sath !
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jee chahata hei kee tere nazuk honthon ko choom lu
jee chahata hei kee tere nazuk honthon ko choom lu.
magar teri bahti hui naak ne iraada badal diya
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LAL DIWAR PAR CHUNE SE LIKHA THA GHALIB NE
LAL DIWAR PAR CHUNE SE LIKHA THA GHALIB NE
"YAHAN LIKHANA MANA HAI".!!!!
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Bakari chadhi pahad par , pani peene ko
Bakari chadhi pahad par , pani peene ko
pani mila nahin, bakari neeche ootar aayee
wah*wah*wah*wah
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kaaash ke tere chehre par Chickenpox ke daag hote.
kaaash ke tere chehre par chickenpox ke daag hote.
chand to tu hai hi sitaare bhee saaath hote !!!
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PYAAR MEIN DHOKA SERIES :
Maine tumhare yaadon mein ro ro ke tub bhar diya
Magar tum itney be-wafa nikle ki nahake chal diye.
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Woh chham chham karke aayee
Aur chham chham karke chalee gayee
Main sindoor ka dibba lekar khada raha
Woh Rakhee bandh ke chalee gayee.
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TOTAL NONSENSE SERIES :
Jee karta hai ki teri nili nili aankhon main dub jaoon
Jee karta hai ki teree nili nili aankhon main dub jaoon
Splash !
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Dharti so rahi hai,
Aasman so raha hai
Dharti so rahi hai,
Aasman so raha hai
Nonsense! yeh sab kya ho raha hai?
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Aasmaan mein ud raha hai kabootar
Aasmaan mein ud raha hai kabootar
Flutter Flutter, Flutter Flutter
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Dharti, taarey, pahaad, pathar
Dharti, taarey, pahaad, pathar......
Ekhathar, bahathar, chauhathar !
(trihathar is on leave )
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DOOR SE DEKHA SERIES:
Door se dekha to Patthhar dikhta tha...
Dooor se dekha... to Patthharr dikhtaa thaa...
Paas jake dekha to... suchmuch Patthhar hi thaa.
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Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha
Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha
Paas gaya... to bheeg gaya.
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DOOR SE DEKHA TO 10DULKAR BATTING KAR RAHA THA
DOOR SE DEKHA TO 10DULKAR BATTING KAR RAHA THA
PAAS POLICE WALO NE JAANE NAHIN DIYA...........
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DOOR SE DEKHA TO 10DULKAR SIXERS MAAR RAHA THA
DOOR SE DEKHA TO 10DULKAR SIXERS MAAR RAHA THA
PAAS JA KE DEKHA
PAAS JAAKE DEKHA ........ TO KUCH... NAHIN PEPSI KA ADD HO RAHA THA!!!
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DOOR SE DEKHA TO EK AADMI PHONE MEIN BAAT KAR RAHA THA
DOOR SE DEKHA TO EK AADMI PHONE MEIN BAAT KAR RAHA THA
IS LIYE PAAS JA KAR USE DISTURB NAHIN KIYA.....
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DOOR SE DEKHA TO EK AADMI PAAN KHA RAHA THA ....
DOOR SE DEKHA TO EK AADMI PAAN KHA RAHA THA..
JAB TAK PAAS GAYA WAH THUK CHUKA THA!!!!!!
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DOOR SE DEKHA TO BAARISH HO RAHA THA
DOOR SE DEKHA TO BAARISH HO RAHA THA
IS LIYE PAAS CHCHATA LE KE GAYA.......................
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DOOR SE DEKHA TO EK SHER THA
DOOR SE DEKHA TO EK SHER THA
ISLIYE PAAS BANDOOK LEKAR GAYA.....
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Door se dekha to sher tha
Door se dekha to sher tha
Is liye paas gaya hi nahi.
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AD SERIES :
Main tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye
Mein tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye,
Iodex maliye kaam pe chaliye
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Tum har raat mere khwabon mein aao,
Tum har raat mujhe yuunhi satao,
Melody khao khud jaan jao.
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Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
Lifebouy hai jahan, tandurusti hai wahan
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maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe pita
Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe pita
Tan ki shakti, man ki shakti, Bournvita (Chorus: Aha-aha...)
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Ye mere 'I LOVE YOU' virus,
Dil pagal hua, subject dekh ke,
Dil pagal hua, subject dekh ke,
Mera Computer crash hua,
Tuze open kar ke
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Humse Kya Khata Hui .........
Humse Kya Khata Hui Ki Mail Aanna Band Hai.......
Aap hi humse naraz hain ya Mail Server band Hai........
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Badli hai duniya , kuchch mein bhi badal gaya hoon......
Badli hai duniya , kuchch mein bhi badal gaya hoon
Pahle bekaar tha ab S/W Programmer ban gaya hoon
VC aaye to VB mein daal do,
VC aaye to VB mein daal do
seedhe seedhe sabko museebat mein daal do
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Project extend ho gaya to kya ho jaata hai?
Are Tankha milti hai aur timepass ho jata hai..
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teri yaad me sanam raat bhar humne to wine piya
teri yaad me sanam raat bhar humne to wine piya
Tadap Tadap ke, kabhi offline to kabhi online piya
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Pyar ke sitaare jab gardish mein hote hai
Pyar ke sitaare jab gardish mein hote hai
Laila ghar mein aur majnoo project testing kar rahe hote hai
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Bewafa sanam se to cigarette achi hai,
Bewafa sanam se to cigarette achi hai,
Dil jalati hai, par hoto se to lagti hai
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Voh Sadak Ke Us Paar Thi Hum Sadak Ke Is Paar The
Kuch Hum Aage Badhe, Kuch Voh Aage Badhi
Hum Kuch Aur Aage Badhe, Voh Bhi Kuch Aur Aage Badhi
Hum Aur Bhi Aage Badhe, Voh Bhi Aur Aage Badhi
Ab Hum Sadak Ke Us Paar Hein, Aur Voh Sadak Ke Is Paar Hein
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Tum aa gaye ho ; Noor aa gaya hai
Chalo teeno picture chalen.....
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Saawan Ka mausam tha, Poonam ki Raat Thi
Mein uske paas tha, woh mere karib thi
Woh mere paas aayi, par thodi si ghabraayi
Jab meine uska haath pakada to thodi si sharmaayi
Usne kaha, aao aaj hum aise bandhan me bandh jaaye
Jise duniya ki koi taakat na tod paaye
Meri khushi ka andaaja lagana mushkil hai
Par iske aage jo hua, woh batana bhi mushkil hai
Usne mera haath haatho me lekar kaha,
Yeh Janam-janmo ka bandhan hai
phir mujhe yaad aaya,
yeh Saawan ka mausam, yeh poonam ki raat
- Aaj to Raksha Bandhan hai
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Tumko dekha to yeh khayaal aaya
Ki kal raat ko maine itna kyon khaaya
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Tu mere dil mein aise samaayi hai
Jaise baajre ke khet mein bhains ghus aayi hai
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Teri zulfein hain ya ghana andhera
Katwa de baal, aur kar de savera
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Juice peene ka maza cup mein nahin, glass mein hota hai
Greeting card dene ka maza gharwali ko nahin, saali ko hota hai
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Wo ladai hi kya jis mein do chaar gaaliyan na ho
Aur woh sasuraal hi kya jahan koi saaliyan na ho
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Majnu Laila ke baal pakad ke bola
Moya kitne din se sar nahin dhoya
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Jaayiye aap kahan jaayenge
Hum khud aapko chhod aayenge
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Khush rahe tu sada yeh dua hai meri
Teri premika hi ban jaaye bhabhi teri
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Hum aapke dil mein rahate hai
Aur bhaada bhi nahin dete hai
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Draupadi ka vastraharan Dushasan k o pada bhari
Saari mein saari Parag saari!
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Zoron ki baarish Makes me wonder
Is this what they call, Taste the thunder?
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----computerised love----
Ho gayi galti humse, click ho gaya mouse
Duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao meri spouse!
* * *
Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found!
* * *
Ab aur kaho na tum, "but" ya "if"
Tum ho meri zindagi ki animated gif
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Aisa bhi nahin hai ke, I don't likeyour face
Par dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk space
* * *
Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, pehen ke evening gown
Too many requests se, ho jaata hai server down
* * *
Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application, create main karoonga
Tum usse debug karna, wait main karoonga
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Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so gaya
Yeh dekho mera connection, time out ho gaya
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Kya chaal hai tumhaari, jaise chalti hai koi cat
What is your ICQ number, aao karein chat
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Tum jabse meri zindagi mein, aayi ho banke female
Yaad raha na ab kuch, na postman , na e-Mail
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Main tumhein pyaar kyun karoon, tum nahi ho Ash,
Phir bhi tumhe dekhkar mera, system hota hai crash
Arz kiya hai
Jo sadiyon se hota aya hai
Woh repeat kar doonga
Tu naa mili to tujhe
Ctrl alt delete kar doonga
Office ki ladkiyan sundar hain
Aur lonely hain
Problem hai ki bus who
Read only hain
Shayad mere pyar ko taste
Karna bhool gaye
Dil ko aisa cut kiya
Ke paste karna bhool gaye
Tumhare samne hai itne sample
Kabhi hamein bhi pick karo
Hamare pyar ke icon pe
Kabhi to click karo
