kiss me nice

n kiss me slow

hold my breath

dont let it go

drink from my soul

when i merge into ur blood

catch my tears

let it not flow

touch my lips

when i drowm into ur arms

catch them now

thats all i ever want

kiss me soft

n for a long time

rech out darling

for my heart

thats hurting

n burning

melting in ur kiss

cum c thru my eyes

keep me warm

forever in ur sweet bliss

n hold me night

softly

slowly

kiss me now

KISSSSSSSS

The Lovers of the Heart In oder to form a more perfect kiss, enable the mighty hug to promote to whom we please but one kiss.
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Article 1:
Statement of Love--The Kiss

1. Kiss on the hand.... I adore you.
2. Kiss on the cheek... I just want to be friends.
3. Kiss on the neck... I want you.
4. Kiss on the lips... I love you.
5. Kiss on the ears...I am just playing.
6. Kiss anywhere else... lets not get carried away.
7. Look in your eyes... kiss me.
8. Playing with your hair... I can't live without you.
9. Hands on your waist... I love you to much to let you go.
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Article 2: The Three Steps

1. Girls: If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him.
2. Guys: If any girl slaps you, kiss her.
3. Guy and Girls: Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to care.
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Article 3: The Commandments

1. Thou shall not squeeze to hard.
2. Thou shall not ask for a kiss, just give one or take one.
3. Thou shall kiss at every opportunity.
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**Remember**
A peach is a peach,
A plum is a plum,
A kiss ain't a kiss
Without some tounge,
So open up your mouth,
And close your eyes,
And give your tounge
Some exercise!
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Here's how the professors of different subjects define the same word (kiss) in different ways:

 

Prof. of Algebra : Kiss is infinity because two divided by nothing.

Prof. of Geometry : Kiss is the shortest distance between two lips.

Prof. of Physics : Kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of he heart.

Prof. of Chemistry : Kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.

Prof. of Zoology : Kiss is the interchange of salivary bacteria.

Prof. of Physiology : Kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicularis oris muscles in the state of contraction.

Prof. of Dentistry : Kiss is infectious and antiseptic.

Prof. of Accountancy : Kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.

Prof. of Economics : Kiss is that thing for which the demand is always higher than the supply.

Prof. of Statistics : Kiss is an event whose probability depends on the vital statistics of 36-24-36.

Prof. of Philosophy : Kiss is the persecution for the child,ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.

Prof. of English : Kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction; it is more common than proper; it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.

Prof. of Comp.Science : What is a kiss? It looks to be an undefined variable

Prof. of Architecture : Kiss is a process which builds a solid bond between the two dynamic objects.

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 MODERN LOVE LETTER
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Dearest Girl:
I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in love with you since Tuesday, the 17th of August 1999.

With reference to the meeting held between us on the 17th of August 1999 at 1500 hours, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover.

Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent.

Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on-the-relationship training and relationship appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse.

The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses.

However I am broad-minded enough, to be taken care of, on your expense account. I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be cancelled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else.

I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this offer.

Thanking you in anticipation.

Yours sincerely,
[Boy]



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MODERN REPLY OF MODERN LOVE LETTER
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Dear Boy

Please refer to your letter dated today. I am pleased to inform you that I hope to accept your proposal for romance. However, you should be informed that there are certain conditions of acceptance. Promotional prospects are to my satisfaction.

However, please enlighten me as to your retirement benefits. Gratuity should be generous. I also need to be assured that there is sufficient security with regards to this commitment. If there is any chance at all of retrenchment or consequent disinterest on your part, then I should receive monetary compensation according to union standards.

Due to the nature of my position, I am sure you will agree that an expense account should be arranged for my access in light of the 'VIP'. I shall be entertaining. In addition, housing and transport allowances should be in order and nothing less than a Jag is in order.

Please also note that there should be no moonlighting restrictions placed on myself.

If you are still interested in the relationship, please reply on an urgent basis as other prospective lovers have sent indications of interest. Please also note that my sister is happily employed.

Yours perhaps,
[Girl]

 

LOVE LETTER IN ADVERTISEMENT LANGUAGE : -

Dear Sweet Heart,

You are my TVS SCOOTY [First Love] and also my AIWA [PURE PASSION]. I always BPL [Believe in Best] and you are SANSUI [Better than Best]. You are MC DOWEL'S [Mera number one] love LA O PALA [Made for one]. I believe in FRESHIYA [Gorepan se jyada khoobsurti ka wada] and you are one of the most Beautiful in this world! I think of you day and night when you give me one and only Smile. You are DOMINO'S PIZZA [Delivering a Million of smile per day] for me. This is COLGATE ENERGY GEL [Seriously fresh] feeling for me. I would like, you should be my life partner. I think you are worried about your Father who is KAWASAKI BAJAJ CALIBER [The unshakeable] and also thinking of my Father who is CEAT [Born tough] but don't worry I am also FORD ICON [The Josh Machine] and rest of our family members are KELVINATOR [The coolest one]. If they say no we will run away and marry and PHILIPS [Lets make things better]. They will feel MIRINDA [Jor ka jatka dhire se laghe] and we Coca Cola [Jo chahe ho Jaye Coca cola enjoy]. Trust in God who's always NOKIA [Connecting people] those who love each other. And we are WILLS [Made for each Other]. After some time our love will be SAMSUNG DIGITAL [Everybody is invited]. We are HERO HONDA [Leading the way] of our love life. Then our life is BOLERO [Beak free]. Now HUNDAI [we are listening] the song of love you must know that love is DAIRY MILK [The real test of life] SATYAM ON LINE [Fun fast easy] , PARX [always comfortable] and also AMUL [The real taste of India] for me life is HOME TRADE [Life means more]. So never forget me. OK bye! I wrote little but PEPSI [Ye dil mange More]

LG [Digitally yours]

Raymonds [The Complete Man].

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SOME DECENT AND SERIOUS LOVE LETTERS

It is impossible to capture in words
the feelings I have for you
They are the strongest feelings that I
have ever had about anything
yet when I try to tell you them
or try to write them to you
the words do not even begin to touch
the depths of my feelings
And though I cannot explain the essence of
these phenomenal feelings
I can tell you what I feel like when I am with you
When I am with you it is as if
I were a bird flying freely in the clear blue sky
When I am with you it is as if
I were a flower opening up my petals of life
When I am with you it is as if
I were the waves of the ocean crashing strongly
against the shore When I am with you it is as if
I were the rainbow after the storm
proudly showing my colors
When I am with you it is as if
everything that is beautiful surrounds us
This is just a very small part of how wonderful I feel
when I am with you
Maybe the word "love" was invented to explain
the deep, all-encompassing feelings that I have for you
but somehow it is not strong enough
But since it is the best word that there is
let me tell you a thousand times
I love you more than
"love"

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Manifesting in force behind my eyes, my love for you comes as a
complete surprise. Seeking expression entangled in a maze, as love
works in the most mysterious of ways. I wish I could give you just
one portion or one tenth, to explain the glorious feeling I meant.
When I say, "I love you," it's stronger by days, but love works in the
scariest of ways.

Escaping the prisons of fear within thoughts race, dreams become
real once hidden behind my face. Trappings of the mind have no place
to stay, when love works in the strangest of ways. Feeling about you
as I do makes me shudder with joy, can there ever be anything more to
strive for? Thoroughly content and satisfied in your arms I lay, for
love works in the most marvelous of ways.

For you and our love I try to be my very best, respecting the
delicacy of life's treasure chest. Thanking the God for our love, I
shed tears and pray that love works in the most supreme of ways.
Guiding us, protecting us, and making dreams for you, that happiness
springs forth bona fide and true. Feel, know, take my love with the
onset of each new day's ray, secure our love works in the most
spectacular of ways.



Promise you will never walk away from me. Swear that you will love me forever and a day. Entrust into my care your heart, as I have given mine to you. Make a vow with me that we will always be faithful to each other.

To you, my precious love, I give all the love my heart can hold. I offer you a bouquet of promises, filled with devotion and passion. My eyes can never look into another's. My lips could never kiss the pale pretensions that any could extend. Only you hold the place deep in my heart and encircled by my arms.

Your love is more wonderful than all the delights on the earth. Your love encompasses all the treasures of the heavens. For reasons I will never question, I am the recipient of these priceless gifts. I will always love you with all the breadth of my soul.

Eternally your love, 

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Promise you will never walk away from me. Swear that you will love me forever and a day. Entrust into my care your heart, as I have given mine to you. Make a vow with me that we will always be faithful to each other.

To you, my precious Love, I give all the love my heart can hold. I offer you a bouquet of promises, filled with devotion and passion. My eyes can never look into another's. My lips could never kiss the pale pretensions that any could extend. Only you hold the place deep in my heart and encircled by my arms.

Your love is more wonderful than all the delights on the earth. Your love encompasses all the treasures of the heavens. For reasons I will never question, I am the recipient of these priceless gifts. I will always love you with all the breadth of my soul.

Eternally your love,

For those... with a problem in expressing their love...

Dearest,

              You are my Tvs. scooty (1st love) & also my Aiwa (pure passion). I always Bpl (believe in the best). You are my Mc. dowell’s (mera no. one). I believe in Freshiya (gorapan se jyada khoobsurati ka wada) & you are one of the most beautiful in this world!.Day and night give me a smile for. You are Domino's pizza (delivering a million smile's per day) to me. This is Colgate energy gel (seriously fresh) feeling for me. i would like you to be my life partner. You worry your father who is Kawasaki bajaj caliber (the unshakeable). But think of my father who is Ceat (born tough) what ever said and done, I’m Ford icon (the josh machine) and the rest of my family members are Kelvinator (the coolest one). If they say no, we shall elope marry and Philips (let's make things better). They will feel Mirinda (jorka jhatka dhire se lage) and we Coca-cola (jo chahe hojaye coca-cola enjoy), eaten you later kiyunki Pepsi (yeh dil mange more).

 

 

         HR executive to his lover.

Here is a letter written by a HR executive to his lover:




Dearest Ms Juliet,

I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you since the 14th of October (Sunday). With reference to the meeting held between us on the 13th of Oct. at 1500 hrs, I would like to present
myself as a prospective lover.

Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent. Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on the job training and performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse.

The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses. However I am broadminded
enough to be taken care of, on your expense account.

I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be cancelled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else. I would be happy, if
you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this offer.

Thanking you in anticipation,

Yours sincerely,

Romeo